Richard Nixon is the vice presdient of the United States of America during the Cold War. He is one of the four playable characters in the map Five. And is very paranoid. That's the joke.
- Most of Nixon's quotes seem to almost parody himself, even to the extent of calling Zombies 'hippies' and making continuous references to the model's former political career.
- He has a dog named Checkers and is very fond of him, as demonstrated in his cut dialogue from the Hellhound round.
- He seems to be on mostly good terms with Castro, but is constantly at odds with McNarmara.