Pvt. Catan is featured in the brutal Warfare storyline, he was never liked by anyone and sucks at shooting things

He also dies multiple times during this after being revived over and over again and he only got 1 shot in a zombie in his whole life.

He also is a fail and is the worst soldier ever. He is beaten by Newborns



  • Camalex97 hates PVT. Catan and he is tortured many times during this storyline, killed, shot, electricuted, blown up, caught on fire, shanked, stabbed, Downed self with ray gun, got his neck stuck in mystery box trying to get the ray gun, Cooked a grenade to long, fell of a horse, hung himself, shot himself, bit into a cyonide pill, fell off the edge of ascention, Drowned, Fell off a tank and got run-over, parachute failure, teleported and got turned inside out, played skyrim and raged threw controller bounced back and cracked his skull open, used HAX and got killed by a computer monitor, got killed by a letter from his uncle (shoop da wop reference), went hunting with dick cheyney and got shot, cheyney later apologized and said quote" sorry i thought you were a dear, ran over by grave digger, drank too much double tap root beer, drank too much cofee, stole luis's pills (bad idea), stole doctor houses pills (still a bad idea), tried to make a clay sculpture, went home, got his keys out felland cut his jugular, in his coffen during his funeral dick cheyney saw him get out of the coffin and said "sorry i thought you were a dear.", bad respawn, and finall his most recent death, was a he saw a baby and said "its so beutiful" and the baby said "go fuck yo self!" and the baby gouged his eyes out with a pacifier.
  • He is a refrence to a suckish game called "the settlement of catan" which nobody knows about
  • He is the only character in zombies that hasn't actually gotten killed by a zombie or hellhound...

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