"When you slip trip or fall,"
"Don't you DARE call,"
"Life alert because we are here"
(said in Dempsey's voice)"Now GET UP you pussie."- the jingle for Get Up.
Get Up is a perk-a-cola featured in the map Deep Freeze. It allows you to be revived just like with Quick Revive in solo. It cost 1500 and as Quick Revive was in World at War is poinless in single player.
The two middle lines are a reference to the Life Alert commercials which other than watching old people squable on the floor are considered insanely annoyong to Sniperteam82308.